Thursday, April 17, 2003

 
Tim Robbins better watch his ass! I got a Carnahan for him.

And speaking of him and the baseball Hall of Fame...How come I'm not in the Hall of Fame? I fucking owned the Texas Rangers! I traded Sammy Sosa to the Cubs so he could hit some easy homers over the Wrigley Field wall. I'm the greatest thing to happen to Baseball since Ty Cobb! (Now there was a man's man!)

Drewcifer posted this at 1:05 AM.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003

 
Been so dang busy with the liberafication of Iraq, I plumb fergot about this diary of mine. well, I sure kicked some ass, didn't I? we didn't find any WMD's (and Rummy said he was gonna C-130them in). What the hell...turns out they were in Syria all along! Guess we'll have to go in and kick some Syrias ass! Haha! Get it?

And don't piss me off, Canada...I'm watching y'all!
Drewcifer posted this at 2:15 AM.