Monday, September 29, 2003

 
Hell yeah!

Laura's off doing something or other in Europe, the twins are back in school, and I have the whole upstairs to myself!! I got me a case of Lone Star Ale and my X-Box. I'm going to play some fighter pilot games and relive the good times!

Bring 'em on!



Drewcifer posted this at 8:45 PM.

Sunday, September 28, 2003

 
Nothing like a Sunday relaxin' at Camp David watching the Cowboysand eating some pretzels. Nobody tell Laura, but I've been snaking some of her Irish Whiskey to mix in my iced coffee.

Speaking of Whiskey, I got Rummy keeping an eye on these folks. Whiskey of Mass Destruction aint Weapons of Mass Destuction, but what the hell. A WMD is still a dang ol' WMD.



Drewcifer posted this at 6:03 PM.

Tuesday, September 23, 2003

 
Hot-diggity-damn!!

Karl showed me how to add comments to this thing. Whee-doggie! Now I can find out if anyone actually reads my drivel or not.

I wanna see if that fudge-packing lover Howard Dean or that traitor terrorist Wesley Clark has anything they wanna say to me.

And screw the polls. Since when does it matter if I get few votes than my opponent?




Drewcifer posted this at 3:46 PM.

Sunday, September 21, 2003

 
Ashcroft and Ridge wanna send this survey out to everyone in America. I'm all for it. That way, I'll know who to have purged from the voter rolls next year. I already know to have the Military cut out.

I may be retarded, but I aint stupid.





Drewcifer posted this at 4:22 PM.

Monday, September 15, 2003

 
And people call me a religious nut...
Good troops! Since there aren't any WMD's in Iraq, we should all be doing God's work.
Drewcifer posted this at 3:09 AM.

Sunday, September 14, 2003

 
I'm the fucking President!! Will people just leave me the fuck alone?

Man, my oil friends are racking up, finally! Everything is sucessful!
Drewcifer posted this at 4:10 AM.

Friday, September 12, 2003

 
If I were smart, (which I aint), I would go on TV and give this speech.

There's bound to be something exciting happening soon, I hope.

I was on a well deserved month-long vacation. What the hell do people want frm me?

I'm the greatest!
Drewcifer posted this at 3:58 AM.