Why the hell did I let Karl talk me into doing a press conference today?
Not only was I jetlagged and hungover from that Asia tour, but I forgot my dang spektercals. Could barely read my notes. I dang near looked like a Miserable Failure.
I know dern ferking well that I'm not a Miserable Failure.
Pickles....ummm...I mean Laura always tells me that I'm not a Miserable Failure.
Mama and Poppy would never call me a Miserable Failure.
Hell, screw it...Howard Dean can have this fucking job....
Women Can't Be Trusted to Make Decisions About Their Own Bodies
I've said it all along. It's about dang time the Senate did something about it. Finally, partialified birth abortion is illegal! What's got me all tickled pink is how many Sissycrats voted YEA . Hell, even a few Women-folk Senators voted yea. Next on the list: Ban them women from the Senate!
Actually, the secret behind the whole vote (I can write it here since no one actually reads this) was a memo Rove sent out asking all the Democrats what their flight plans were. That's all it took. Heehee!
I can't believe that John Edwards didn't even have the gonards to vote. Dang I sure as shit hope he gets the nomination in '04. What a pussy.
