Tuesday, February 17, 2004

 
These allegations are false!

I may have engaged in some homo-erotic ativities while I was in skull 'n bones, and I might be guilty of knocking up that skank in Texas and paying for her abotion while abortion was still illegal...

But I have never, EVER fucked a goat.

Besides, America has real issues to deal with. Issues like Janet Jackson's boobie being shown on live TV. That's the main problem in America. Ashcroft and I were just talking about that the other day. We both agreed that if there's going to be a woman exposing her jahoobies on network TV, then it should be a white woman. Like LeeAnn Rimes.

I think some people just got too uppity. It's just been a wierd week or two like that.
Drewcifer posted this at 3:13 AM.